How do you describe a male organ in your country?

First, this jokes is for 18+ people who has (enough) dirty mind. Second, what about  your countries if it's not included here? Well, please comment below :)

1. Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman..........................


2. Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening....


3. Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth......


4. Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door.....


5. Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......


6. Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft............................


7. Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over .

8. What about Ms Your Country?




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Laicom (Guest) Lúc 2/8/2008 02:08:25
Ms Vietnam: Well, I can say that male organs in Vietnam are like salary.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms. Vietnam: 'Cause it never grows up when I need.
 
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