Q. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?A. I think I'm coming down with something!Q. What do lawyers wear to court?A. Lawsuits!Q. What breaks when you say it?A. ...[»xem tiếp ]
Q. What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?A. Post Office!Q. What did the blanket say to the bed?A. Don't worry, I've ...[»xem tiếp ]
Q. What did the penny say to the other penny?A. We make perfect cents.Q. Why did the man with one hand cross the road?A. To get to the second hand ...[»xem tiếp ]
Q. Why did the robber take a bath?A. Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.Q. What did the judge say to the dentist?A. Do you swear to pull the ...[»xem tiếp ]
Q. What kind of shoes do all spies wear?A. Sneakers.Q. What did one wall say to the other wall?A. I'll meet you at the corner.Q. Why did the soccer player ...[»xem tiếp ]
Q. Have you heard the joke about the butter?A. I better not tell you, it might spread.Q. How do baseball players stay cool?A. Sit next to their fans.Q. What gets ...[»xem tiếp ]
Q. Why was the pelican kicked out of the hotel?A. Because he had a big bill!Q. What do cats eat for breakfast?A. Mice Crispies!Q. What kind of dog tells time?A. ...[»xem tiếp ]
Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?A. A sour puss!Q. Why do birds fly south for the winter?A. Its easier than walking!Q. What kind ...[»xem tiếp ]
