Michael Jackson and his wife are in the recovery room with their new baby son.The doctor walks in and Michael asks: "Doctor, how long before we can have sex?"The doctor ...[»xem tiếp ]
A brunette goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body
with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my
arm hurts, my neck ...[»xem tiếp ]
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
They said ...[»xem tiếp ]
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this. "
"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
"Well, I'm ...[»xem tiếp ]
Patient: Doctor, what I
need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting
mood. Did you put something like that in this prescription?Doctor: No ...[»xem tiếp ]
Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you
check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
...[»xem tiếp ]
After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?" ...[»xem tiếp ]
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will ...[»xem tiếp ]
This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!""Well how often do you have it?" the doctor asks. "Well, ...[»xem tiếp ]
